August 2012
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I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
Kristen Stewart cheated on RPatz with Chris Brown? What?
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
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omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
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No makeup makes you look nearly as gorgeous as the blood of your enemies smeared across your face.
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Is if everyone who got an abortion, paid for it themselves. The taxpayers didn’t have to be taxed a cent. Then, no one could abuse the option of abortions (since it’s very expensive). And those who…
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what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up
then it wasn’t the wrong number
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blazingdynamite:
i would seriously be the best girlfriend ever i would make you food and watch sports with you and cuddle with you and you wouldn’t even have to buy me gifts or take me out or anything and we could just sit on the couch and make out and why won’t a boy love me i am a w e s o m e
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July 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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I love Tumblr at night
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lipstickandskin:
It’s like if all the people in my dash were drunk Everyone writes random text posts and sends weird asks and we’re all like
castieltheangelofthursgay:
if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk
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At McDonald's
My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself.
Mahatma Gandhi: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Dr. Seuss: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
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Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
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a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr
do celebrities count
^
can you pay in feels instead of money?
do gay countries count
how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing?
seems legit